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How Do Blind People Know When to Stop Wiping

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There isn't a punchline, this isn't a joke. Seriously how the hell do they know? Do they just wipe until their ass is good and raw or do they wing it and do a few follow up wipes if they feel like they're getting mud butt later on?
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Wipe until the voices tell you to stop.
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yea right, serios question my ass.

has nothing to do with the raptor picture

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[image=http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj117/SnoogansBear/smell3.gif]
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They could over wipe or just make sure they don't eat mexican food ever.
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There is a good chance that no one will be qualified to respond to this question.
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I don't need to see my ass to know that it's been wiped well. How do you guys do it? Look at it in the mirror just to be sure? lol
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Too bad you're not the first person to ever ask this here.
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Uh, probably by feeling or intuition I guess, do you people take a mirror and look at your asshole everytime you wipe? Or perhaps feel around back there afterwards?
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Uh, probably by feeling or intuition I guess, do you people take a mirror and look at your asshole everytime you wipe? Or perhaps feel around back there afterwards?
No, I think they look at the toilet paper after they wipe their ass. That's probably why smelling was suggested.
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They have a heightened sense of smell.
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Yeah but how does looking at it tell you really anything about the overall relative amount that was initially there? Basically all you're doing is looking at a wadded up streak of your crap to make sure you got atleast something, this doesn't take sight though to know you at least got something
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This thread has too many homosexual overtones.
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Yeah but how does looking at it tell you really anything about the overall relative amount that was initially there? Basically all you're doing is looking at a wadded up streak of your crap to make sure you got atleast something, this doesn't take sight though to know you at least got something
I guess you were never taught to wipe your ass then. You wipe until you stop getting something. duh
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You must have sausage fingers if you can't feel through the toilet paper when you're clean.

Are you a look in the toilet before flushing person as well?

You looking at the paper and in the toilet is a learn behavior, not a requirement to accomplish the task.

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[image=http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj117/SnoogansBear/smell3.gif]
LMAO
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I'd use baby wipes to help out if I was blind. Regular TP doesn't really cleanse anyway, it just smears it off.
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I'd use baby wipes to help out if I was blind. Regular TP doesn't really cleanse anyway, it just smears it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0CUvsD-4Zg
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You could let your seeing eye dog lick you clean.
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I'd use baby wipes to help out if I was blind. Regular TP doesn't really cleanse anyway, it just smears it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0CUvsD-4Zg

I have my own septic system so I can't flush those things (or really shouldn't). If I had town sewer, I'd use them in a second. Who likes poo ass?
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You could let your seeing eye dog lick you clean.
Wouldn't that be a seeing brown eye dog?
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You could let your seeing eye dog lick you clean.
Wouldn't that be a seeing brown eye dog?
:^O
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I'd use baby wipes to help out if I was blind. Regular TP doesn't really cleanse anyway, it just smears it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0CUvsD-4Zg

I have my own septic system so I can't flush those things (or really shouldn't). If I had town sewer, I'd use them in a second. Who likes poo ass?
apparently DK's seeing eye dog
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I'd use baby wipes to help out if I was blind. Regular TP doesn't really cleanse anyway, it just smears it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0CUvsD-4Zg

I have my own septic system so I can't flush those things (or really shouldn't). If I had town sewer, I'd use them in a second. Who likes poo ass?
They make flushable, septic tank safe wipes these days. Fresh Mates or something like that.
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  • #26
If the paper isn't coming back clean I'm not done!
Hmmm moist wipes and lots of post pooping showers maybe?
-Jo
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They get a feel for it.

Seriously though, do you check to see if the paper is clean after every wipe?

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Even if you get the outside ring spotless, there is always a bit built up in that space between the outer and inner sphincter.

You need a small amount of penetration with the TP or baby wipe to get that out, or you have to work to avoid sweating the rest of the day to avoid really bad swamp ass.

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  • #29
They get a feel for it.

Seriously though, do you check to see if the paper is clean after every wipe?

I document every scrap with a photo, just in case it's ever needed for a court case.
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You must have sausage fingers if you can't feel through the toilet paper when you're clean.

Are you a look in the toilet before flushing person as well?

You looking at the paper and in the toilet is a learn behavior, not a requirement to accomplish the task.


hey, as a doctor, you should know that looking in the toilet is probably a good idea.
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with the lack of vision, folks tend to develop and sharpen their other senses.

the brain's neural plasticity allows for the 'vision' area to be slightly re-purposed for things like smell, hearing, and touch.

this may lead to a sharpening of their butt and poop awareness as well.

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OMG...TAG for later :^O
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If the paper isn't coming back clean I'm not done!
Hmmm moist wipes and lots of post pooping showers maybe?
-Jo
Maybe they just poop in the shower and use special poop-enabled shower drains (or the Faromir method though that probably requires eyesight).

Kill 2 birds with one stone!

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haha.... This thread is classy.
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If the paper isn't coming back clean I'm not done!
Hmmm moist wipes and lots of post pooping showers maybe?
-Jo
Maybe they just poop in the shower and use special poop-enabled shower drains (or the Faromir method though that probably requires eyesight).

Kill 2 birds with one stone!

It all goes to the same place anyways~
-Jo
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haha.... This thread is classy.
QFT!

-AK [face_blush]

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You guys obviously didn't hang with my crowd back in the day where this was a standard bathroom poster, done by R Crumb. [image=http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/tommy_toilet_900px.jpg] I'm sorry but War stories have to be graphic.
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What do you think the service dog is for?
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